To all my Wisconsin friends.... and those of you who are lucky enough not to be....?

To all my Wisconsin friends.... and those of you who are lucky enough not to be....





Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Wisconsin is planning to do it's own, entitled


"Survivor - Wisconsin Style"...











The contestants will start in Milwaukee; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Hayward, Rice Lake, Balsam Lake, Chetek, over to Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.





Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:





Brett Favre is Gay.


Hillary in 2008.


Deer hunting is murder.


Go BEARS!





The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.

To all my Wisconsin friends.... and those of you who are lucky enough not to be....?
Wanna know how to win that one? Here ya go . . .





Armor-plate the car, and not with that cheap military stuff -- I mean comic-book type material that we all know only exists in the government's secret stash someplace.





Run-Flat tires, with an unlimited replacement system, 'cause they WILL get shot out.





Drive only at night, and then only at upwards of 150 mph -- geez, what kind of Volvo is this?





Park off-road -- way off-road -- like in Canada.





Air-lift your car at night -- as in have a helicopter hovering 1000 feet up with your car in a sling while you sleep.





Good luck, and let the games begin!
Reply:I've been all through that area and it is beautiful. i live in Indiana but my family is from Wisconsin. want some CHEESE?
Reply:many would be lucky to leave Milwaukee


and i bet very few would get out of the GB area alive
Reply:They'll be driving quite fast too, right? Because we all know that "fish" have no regard for speed limits!





My guess is they won't make it out of the small towns in the northern areas.
Reply:you forgot Chippewa Falls, they wouldn't get past here !!
Reply:So don't they all win because they have to start in Milwaulkee so they just need to stay there and they will win.

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